I live in Colorado. I am a computer programmmer and, unsurprisingly, I like spending time in front of my computer. I do not enjoy being social with strangers, attending events, being in places with large groups of people, “networking,” or any of the other dumb shit tech workers are expected to do. I am an introvert nerd that prefers the company of a glowing screen and a clicky keyboard. I enjoy being at home — it's where all my stuff is — where I can make software, listen to music, try to learn new stuff, and watch dumb TV.